Oh, You're Getting One. You Are Soooooo Getting One

Enjoy sending a completely original spring loaded surprise to those on your A-Hole list...They will receive their specially gift wrapped glossy white box, cut the fancy bow and KA-BOINNNGGG! A custom made Spring Loaded Ass in their face will shock and surprise them!

Let AssInTheBox show those who deserve some jeers, your 'Pressed-Ham best', without shoving your own ass up to their living room window and running off, only to have your pants fall down around your ankles, trip in the lawn and let the neighborhood get full visual of skidmark city.

This is going to be the best Christmas EVER!