"I Like Them Leathered and Bound" Wow: Me Too

It looks like one of those large ones
With plenty of space in the margins.
OH, BABY!
I want to get with you
'cuz your bible's got pictures.
My minister tried to console me,
But that book you got makes me so Holy.

So ladies!
Yeah!
Ladies!
Yeah!
Do you be saved from Hades?
Then, read it to the pages fall out.
Even white preachers got to shout.

That sound you hear is the Baby Jebus crying, because He likes the original better, too.