I Know: They're Like Lays Potato Chips -- You Can't Eat Just One

Democrat Harold Ford Jr. right, smiles as he poses for a photograph with Pam Chatfield from Hixson, Tenn., in her Halloween witch costume during his campaign for U.S. Senate in Chattanooga, Tenn. Tuesday, Oct. 31, 2006.(AP Photo/Alex Brandon)

"Harold, Harold, Harold, my brother," he said as he shook his head in dismay, "who do you think you are Ward Connelly? Clarence Thomas? Michael Powell? OJ? If you're not a superstar athlete or an appointed conservative politician, you've got to leave the white women alone (at least, until after the election).

"I can't believe I have to keep telling you this."