The Right Ring Really Can Express Your Intentions

Well, I showed her the ring, got down on my knee, and popped the question. She said, "Yes, of course, I'll marry you." Then, there was a pause, which made me think she was reconsidering, before she said, "You know, while you're down there. . . " The rest is history. And that, my darling children, is how I proposed to your mother.

Now, run along and play. Be home when the street lights come on.