Today's Safety Word Is "Crumple Zones"
I've been visiting car manufacturers' Web sites, looking for a new car. I think I've found it, and, possibly, the next Mrs. Loman. (It was the way Mistress used the paddle to explain the Cornering Brake Control that did it. She can be very persuasive.)
posted by Biff Loman at 11:20 PM
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So is it the Mrs. Peel costume or all of the various and assorted accessories at her disposal?
Plastic vinyl is a bitch to wear and you can't get it off very fast, I'm just saying.
Yes, it's the Emma Peel costume and the riding crop, the cat-o-nine tails, the whip, and the paddle (ooh, that paddle). The model is pretty convincing wearing and using it all, too.
I don't mind if the jumpsuit takes time to remove. Actually, that adds to its appeal.
And did I mention the stilleto-heeled boots? Yum.
Good gawd you crack me up.
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