Expect Mr. Whittman to Sue the Taser Company for not Including the Following Phrase on their Packaging: "Not for Use on Children"

A 21-year old mother contacted the Albany Police Department Saturday afternoon to report child abuse allegations against her husband.

She told officers that her husband, 23-year old Rian James Whittman, shot her 18-month old son repeatedly with a stun gun causing injury.

The investigation revealed that Rian James Whittman used a 100,000 volt stun-gun device multiple times on his 18-month old son over an approximately 3-week period. . . .

Albany Police arrested Rian James Whittman later that same night at 10:20 PM. in the 1900 block of SE Hill Street without incident. . . .

Carter says they don't yet have a motive in the case.

Notice the sloping forehead, the dead eyes, the manly scruff of facial hair. This, dear students, is a perfect specimen of Homo Dumbassfuck.

Homo Dumbassfuck lacks a motive for most of the things he does, so, most likely, there is no explanation to found, here. If the prosecutor's office needed a motive, in order to press charges, and pushed me to offer one, then I'd say, he probably tasered the baby because he couldn't reach the dog.