"Um, I Think I'm Going to Need a Receipt"

A man has been arrested in Croatia after he expressed his drunken anger with a cash machine through the medium of urine.

51-year-old Vladimir Mesic was taken into custody this weekend after climbing on to a litter bin so he could urinate on a cashpoint machine that had swallowed his bank card in the city of Split.

He then dropped his trousers and tried to leave a deposit of his own on the machine. It was during this attempt that Mesic was arrested.

. . . because, clearly, that was when he went over the line.