Information on the so-called "Global Warmings"

The President: When you think back to Biblical times, when Adam and Eve talked to that snake 6,000 years ago, when the world was created, it was hot back then, too. Why do you think Adam and Eve were naked? You see what I'm saying? I mean, I'm not making this stuff up.

You didn't hear Adam and Eve running around talking about emission standards or hybrid cars. In fact, Adam and Eve drove an Excursion.

The director: Cut!