"If I Did It, I'd Want Marcia Clarke to Proscecute Me"

Alternate Titles
for O.J. Simpson's
New Book.

BY JEFF DRAKE, WENDY MOLYNEUX, JOHN ROBERTSON, AND ANN SLICHTER

Stab Your Wife With This Book

Are You There, God? It's Me, a Multiple Murderer

To Kill a Mockingbird, Wherein the Mockingbird Is Your Ex-Wife and Her Friend, the Waiter

What to Expect When You're Expecting to Stab Someone

Tuesdays With Stabby

Because Leaving a Bloody, DNA-Filled Glove at the Crime Scene Is Too Subtle

They Were Still Breathing when I Left

Hey, My Bad