Pump It Up All You Want To, but If It Doesn't Yell "Polo" when He Yells "Marco," He's Still Not Going to Find It

The G-SHOT® (clinical description: G-Spot Amplification® or GSA®), is a simple, nonsurgical, physician-administered treatment that can temporarily augment the Grafenburg spot (G-Spot) in sexually active women with normal sexual function.

GSA is a patent pending method of amplifying or augmenting the G-Spot with a human engineered collagen, specifically, an FDA approved collagen. To make this collagen, it is carefully treated and preserved, and is then supplied to physicians in a form that can be injected. The collagen is a natural, biological substance. The collagen is typically processed gastrocnemius fascia.

The FDA approved collagen is a specially developed and processed collagen which doesn’t require pre-injection skin testing like most available collagen products on the market.

G-Spot Amplification was invented and developed by a gynecologist David Matlock, MD, MBA, FACOG.

In a pilot study, 87% of women surveyed after receiving the G-Shot reported enhanced sexual arousal/gratification. Results do vary.

The affect can last for up to 4 months, and does vary.

So why not ask your doctor if G-Spot Amplification is right for you?

Well, since you asked, how about this -- because the following is just a partial list of possible side effects:

Bleeding, Infections, Urinary retentions, Allergic reactions, Sexual function alterations, Hematoma (collection of blood), Collagen site ulceration, Urethral injury (tube you urinate through), Urinary retentions, Hematuria (blood in urine), UTI (Urinary Tract Infection), Urinary Urgency (feel like you always have to urinate), Urinary Frequency, Increased/worsening nocturia (waking up several times at night to urinate), Change in urinary stream, Urethral vaginal fistula (hole between urethra and vagina), Vesico-vaginal fistula (hole between bladder and vagina), Dyspareunia (Painful intersourse), Need for subsequent surgery, Alteration of vaginal sensations, Scar formation (vaginal), Urethral stricture (abnormal narrowing of the urethra), Local tissue infarction and necrosis, Yeast infections, Vaginal Discharges, Spotting between periods, Bladder Pains, Overactive Bladder (OAB), Bladder Fullness, Exposed Material, Pelvic Pains, Pelvic Heaviness, Collagen injected into the bladder or urethra, Erosion, Fatigue, Damage to nearby organs including bladder, urethra and ureters, Alteration of bladder dynamics, Intractable pain, Relationship problems, Decreased sexual function, Embolism.

I did say this was a “partial list,” didn’t I?

Sure, most of these are minor, and the chances you’d develop the more serious of them, slight, but as my pulmonary physician said to me when he was explaining the worst cases scenario of a lung transplant, “Some dying may occur.”

That seems to negate all the pluses of the procedure.

I mean, seriously, do you think I’d risk dying just to improve my sexual arousal and pleasure by some marked amount?

Okay, yeah, but that’s me. I’m a risk taker.

You should be a little more circumspect with your genitals.

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