*Improper Use of the Pink Stinger Will Violate Warranty. Please Read All Intructions Before Using

Looking to enhance your personal security?

A new trend in security systems is on the horizon that will inspire the self defense/security demographic, shock the criminal community and give a new-found respect to the dismal tampon sector.

Ladies can replace that monthly period with an exclamation mark as feminine hygiene goes lethal with The Pink Stinger, a stun gun creatively disguised as a tampon...except for the buttons, prods and high voltage. This weapon of mass absorption aims to target a niche market consumer, that being the tampon wielding women who desire private and discreet security in a friendly familiar package.

So the next time Aunt Flow sneaks up on you, show that bitch who's the boss. Pop in the Pink Stinger and bitch slap that 'ho' with 50,000 volts of unmitigated Whoop Ass.

Because in this modern age, ladies, you don't have to take it any more.*