There Is No Human Suffering So Great That It Can't Be Made Sport of. The Only Exception, of Course, Being That the Suffering Not Be My Own.

Jail is a difficult place for Prisoner # 9818783. A place where "Fire Crotch" is a local correctional wine made with fermented oranges in a sweat sock, and "Tinkerbell", well "Tinkerbell" is whoever the 300lb bull dyke name Laverne wants "Tinkerbell" to be. . . .

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