Ah, the Classics

Chevy Chase: You're probably pretty ready for this job. We've got one more kind of psychological test we always do here. It's just a word association. I'll throw you out a few words. Anything that comes to mind, you kind of throw back to me. It's an arbitrary thing. If I say “dog,” you say, “…”

Richard Pryor: “Tree.”

Chevy Chase: “Dog?”

Richard Pryor: “Tree.”

Chevy Chase: “Fast?”

Richard Pryor: “Slow?”

Chevy Chase: “Rain?”

Richard Pryor: “Snow.”

Chevy Chase: “White?”

Richard Pryor: “Black.”

Chevy Chase: “Bean?”

Richard Pryor: “Pod.”

Chevy Chase: “Negro?”

Richard Pryor: “Whitey”

Chevy Chase: “Tar Baby?”

Richard Pryor: “Whud' you say?”

Chevy Chase: “Tar Baby?”

Richard Pryor: “Ofay.”

Chevy Chase: “Colored?”

Richard Pryor: “Redneck.”

Chevy Chase: “Jungle Bunny.”

Richard Pryor: “Peckerwood.”

Chevy Chase: “Burhead.”

Richard Pryor: “Cracker!”


Chevy Chase: “Spear Chucker.”

Richard Pryor: “White Trash!”


Chevy Chase: “Jungle bunny!”

Richard Pryor: “Honkey!”


Chevy Chase: “Spade!”

Richard Pryor: “Honkey-Honkey!”

Chevy Chase: “Nigger!”

Richard Pryor: “Dead Honkey!”

It just goes to prove, we don't have any comebacks for what the Man dishes out. “Honkey-Honkey?” Please.