Would You Submit to a DRE from This Man?

Steve: Digestion problems: It doesn't just affect average Joes; it affects doctors, too — even Dr. Steve Brule.

You'll notice, wherever there's a red square is a day I've had diarrhea at some point in the day. So I began to eat cheddar cheese and egg sandwiches. Of course, I had no movements at all for Thursday or Friday — which was distressing in its own way.

And that's pretty much it, Jan, Wayne.

Jan: Well, Steve, I've got a question: Do scientists know why we get diarrhea?

Steve: As a doctor, I should be able to tell you what causes diarrhea; however, viewer, it is one of the greatest mysteries in the Scientific world.

This is wrong in so many ways.