Church Has Changed a Lot since You Were a Kid

Reverend Potty-mouth: And then, the following week, last week, we were talking about Lot. And we were talking about Sodom and Gomorra. And we were talking about how Lot chose to go pinch his tits…
And we were talking about how Lot chose to pierce his penis and, generally, let his freak flag fly.

And we were talking about how a couple of Lot's friends came over and decided they'd rather donkey punch the angels staying with Lot than tea bag his daughters, like they usually did on the Sabbath.

And we were talking about how god stepped in and ruined everyone's good time, despite the protests of Sodomites and Gomorrans screaming “Hey, god, why don't you go practice your hate crimes elsewhere, man?”

So be good, okay?

Amen.