The Racial Draft

Chappelle's Show
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Chappelle: Good evening and welcome to the first and maybe only racial draft in New York City. Folks, this is for all the marbles. What happens here will state the racial standing of these Americans once and for all.

Rob: That's right. And the crowd is here to support their races.

Billy: Well, Rob, some of the biggest names in sports and entertainment are on the line tonight. And I'm excited to see who's to be drafted by which races. Seated behind me on the stage, there, are the various representatives, and believe it or not the blacks have actually won the first pick.

Chappelle: Wow, that's the first lottery a black person's won in a long time, Billy.

Billy: Yes, and they'll probably still complain. hahaha.

Chappelle: hahaha. Man, fuck you.


Sweet. We scored O.J. Konnichiwa, bitches!