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Two local women claim they've been sexually assaulted by ghosts.

According to a police report, the two women told officers a paranormal person has been placing sensors on their bodies and having intercourse with them at their apartment in the 28600 block of 25th Place South. …

The maintenance man in charge of the apartment complex said the women keep calling him saying the ghosts are raping them on weekend nights. He finally told them to call police.

It's an odd case for cops, but it's right up Ross Allison's alley. He's a ghost hunter.

“Cases like this don't pop up that often,” he said. …

Candid questions help ghost hunters sort the eerie from the unstable.

“A lot of times you'll find it might be medications that they're taking or something psychological,” Allison said. …

Police declined comment on the unusual report other than to say they do not have any investigative leads, but when pressed, did admit that they'd ruled out Casper McFadden, largely because he is reputed to be a “friendly ghost.”