Biff Loman, Ninja Penis Owner

If you think this kit can be used like this —

Cuckold: Is that your penis in my wife's vagina?

Cuckolder: One moment. (scribble, scribble, scribble.) Penis?

Cuckold: Oh, boy, is there egg on my face? My mistake. Sorry.

Cuckolder: No harm.

— you could be in for a very rude awakening. It's not nearly that handy.