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“I've done something really stupid in my personal life,” the AC Milan player said today.

“We are all subject to making mistakes and I made a mistake in looking for this. I did not at any moment know they were tranvestites,” the 31-year-old added in his first public appearance since the incident.

“I cried a lot afterwards. … ”


Well, yeah, that's why they call it The Crying Game.

Of course, there probably would have been less crying had you not been caught.

You should cry, too, tears of shame. I mean, seriously, dude, you live in Brasil, a country obsessed with beauty, and those are the transsexuals you got busted with? Come on: we've got hotter dudes in Seattle — SEATTLE. Feel shame.