But if You Want to Tip, $15 Million Is Standard ($20 if I'm Able to “Rope” a Calf)

Takashi Murakami, the artist known in part for his work on Louis Vuitton handbags, just saw his sculpture of a nude anime-looking dude ejaculating sell for $15 million at auction. As we reported previously, it had only been expected to fetch up to $4 million.


I know. That looks quite impressive, but, actually, it's very easy to do. Sweet talk me sometime after a few drinks, and I'll show you.

And it won't cost you no $15 million dollars, 'cause I got a little thing called “artistic integrity.” With me, it's all about the ejaculation (and the semen rodeo, obviously).