“I Don't Know How It Got Up There, Doc. I, um, Must Have Sat on It”

You are probably wondering what can be new about bar soap — Is it yet another new fragrance, another ingredient, another “all natural” cleanser? It is much more than any of these things. We have taken soap to a whole new level. The ShowerBUZZ® is like nothing you have ever seen in a bar soap before. This soap will amaze and astound you! It is a battery operated vibrating bar soap that massages and stimulates your body while you are taking a shower or a bath. This will turn a shower into a fun, invigorating experience that everybody will look forward to everyday.


Oh, sweet Pope on a Rope!

Look, there are going to be some noises coming from the shower. You should probably just turn up the television and try to ignore them as best you can.