Yeah, We Seattle-ites Are Some Sick Fucks. That's Why They Stuck Us Up Here in the Forgotten Land of the Great Northwest. Y'all Come Visit

That's a parody of a real “Democrats for McCain” bumper sticker. If only it existed, …

It doesn't. It's just a photoshopped version of the real one, created by Seattle's The Stranger, our weekly independent newspaper.

If I didn't know it already, I do now: Its readers are some cheeky monkeys.