“Slave Owners [sic] Counted Slaves as 3/5th of a Person—the DRC counts them as 1/2” – An Anonymous Clinton-ite
We are here at the Democratic Rules Committee meeting, where we've secretly replaced the coffee they usually serve Clinton supporters with seething cups of crazy. Let's see if anyone can tell the difference:
Harriet Christian: And I'm proud to be an older American woman!
Reporter: Where are you from?
HC: New York City. Hillary's state! The best nominee that's possible!
And the Democrats are throwing the election away! For what? An inadequate black male? Who would not have been running had it not been a white woman that was running for president? And I'm not going to shut my mouth anymore.
I can be called white, but you can't be called black: that's not my America. It's a quality for all of us. It's about time we all stood up for it.
I'm no second-class citizen, and god damn the Democrats!
Nope, no one appears the wiser.
posted by Biff Loman at 1:42 PM
2 Comments:
In a bold move that will surely inspire the rest of the brainless faction to cut off their noses to spite their faces, Harriet announced that she's going to vote for McCain.
“Inadequate?” How does she know that?
Obama, you've got some 'splainin' to do.
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