“We're Bumpin' Boobies, Having Us a Ball, Y'all” – Peaches & Herb (with Some Assistance)

There are still eight months to go until George Bush hands over his presidency but it seems he already feels like celebrating.

After greeting US Air Force Academy cadets at a graduation ceremony in Colorado, he started horsing about with one graduate.

The president shocked onlookers when he decided to give one soldier, Theodore Shiveley from Plano, Texas, the most bizarre salute — a “chest bump.”

“Come on, bitch!” the president thundered into the microphone beforehand. “It's graduation. Time for you to smell what the Iraqis's got cookin'!”

When the young 2nd Lt became to well up with tears, the president soften, “I'm just kidding, dawg. You're Air Force, like me. I wouldn't do that to you. This thing is a land war for the army boys and the marine grunts to hash out. Not us. There's no need to worry.

“Now, come over here and bump titties with the old man, commander-in-chief style.”