That Anus Has to Go a Long Way

For us, producing hand made chocolates is an art. The art of producing our chocolates with the utmost care, in true tradition of Belgian craftsmanship. These chocolates are created with one thing on our mind: to produce a combination of taste and touch that takes you to chocolate anus heaven.


And if the current economy has all your money tied up in food and fuel and mortgage payments—leaving you out of the Belgian chocolate market—don't worry. You don't have to sacrifice edible pleasures for worldly necessities—not when I can take you to chocolate anus heaven for nothing.

Just remember: be gentle and considerate.