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I'm going to make love to you woman,Gonna lay you down by the fireAnd caress your womanly body.Make you moooooan and perspire.We're making love gravy, love gravy, love, love, love, love, love, love GRAY-VAY!
posted by Biff Loman at 4:10 PM
"A wild ass of a man, with his hand against everyone, and everyone's hand against him, living at odds with all his kin." — Genesis 16:12
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LEO? Do you remember back when you were in college (about the time I was born) I told you about a special low-budget Miss America pageant? The contestants were introduced as follows: Bifferina Loman, 20, from Fayetteville, NC, an Aries, enjoys beer, friends, and giving her opinion on a variety of subjects very loudly.
Yes, I remember. Unfortunately, that was the Junior Miss Chlamydia pageant. Otherwise, I would have sought that woman out and married her.
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