Life Rarely Ends as Happily as a Bad Bar Joke

Porkslap is a new interpretation of the English Pale Ale with a hint of fresh ginger spices (and without their tendency toward cross-dressing). It's balanced, not overly bitter, easy to drink and incredibly refreshing. We brew PorkSlap with two row barley and a little chocolate malt for color. It pours orange and crystal clear with a frothy white head. If your nose is working, you might get a little malty whiff that soon gives way to pure thirst quenching goodness and happy satisfaction.

The finish is clean, crisp, and dry, and it plays really nice with spicy food like tex-mex, bbq, or hot wings.

Go ahead. Slap that pig.


Just don't get so drunk that you slap your inamorata on the ass and slur “You're next, fattie,” into her ear.* Things won't end well for you.

*You know the joke I'm referring to.