Thank you, Caga Tió, for Teaching Us the True Meaning of Christmas

Apparently, in areas of Spain, the children feed a log, Caga Tió, before Christmas, and then beat the “shit” out of it on Christmas day, the “shit” being wonderful presents. In other words, everyone in the world is having more fun than we are.

(And the makers of South Park may have some copyright-infringement issues to deal with.)