I Have Got to Get a Job in Tokyo

Breastfeeding The Cat
When a friend sent this me in an e-mail entitled “Breastfeeding the Cat,” I thought it was going to about something else, thinking “breastfeeding the cat” was a euphemism for a sex act or something only a person with a large and liberal freak flag (and, possibly, a cat) would try. Nope.

It's the Japanese, letting everyone know that Obama may be the leader of the free world, but they are, still, the kings of the nether and pleasure regions. We're all just admiring and humble subjects.