If I Had a Dollar for Every Time I've Said That…

Sometimes, to get rid of the lingering one-night stand, you've got to go to weird places.

But don't go there if you're a writer of fiction. Apparently, that kind of dialogue is frowned upon. (If you can read but one review this year, make it this one, because you're going to want to read about the groin-grabbing badness of a man that tops haunted vagina with a bloody camel toe. Trust me.)