Hello Kitty! is the James Brown of advertising—Simply the Hardest Working Feline in the Iconography Bid-ness

Honestly, they had me at the giant vagina whispering “Come inside,” but some of you hard cases won't be satisfied until you see the Hello Kitty submissives. That's right: come for the vagina; stay for the light sadomasochism.

By the way, that's a commercial for cosmetics.