What's the Opposite of an “Oh!” Face?

If it helps, “Thank you.” The pain you go through to keep your groin garden trimmed and maintained is not lost on us.

Of course, if we, men, had to do it, waxers would be the thatchers of the 21st century, extinct professionals that only live on in Elizabethan poetry and Romance literature.

So, to recap, trimming? Yes. Uprooting my Angela Davis crotch-fro with quick yanks? Uh, no.