Monday, October 19, 2009

Vulvas of Color Representing, Yo! Hollar!

Celebrate your own beauty.

Each piece is an original, one of a kind hand sculpted image of its owner to remind her that regardless of what the world and the people in it may tell her: she is beautiful.

After purchasing you can e-mail 2-3 photos of your Yoni to: VulvaLoveLovely. Please include chain choice: Antique copper or gunmetal (shown in the final photo) in the 'message to seller' section at checkout.

The pendant on this necklace will measure about 1.6" x 1" and will be hung on a 17.5" chain. Each pendant will be coated in a protective satin glaze.

If you are not comfortable sending pictures you also have to option of sending me a description of your Yoni.

In your description please include:

  • The shape of your inner and outer labia

  • colors

  • how much or how little your inner labia extend out from your outer labia

  • how well hidden your clitoris is, is it heavily hooded or can you see it fairly easily?

*If no photo or description is sent you will receive one of our beautiful flesh-toned Vulva pendants*

I'm sure if I thought about it, I'd be able to figure out why this strikes me as wrong—so very wrong—but I don't want to think about. I just want to let the wonder of it all flow over me.

Let's hope nothing untoward gets trapped in my gaping maw.

P.S. Hmm, Christmas is just around the bend. Hey, FM, if you want one of these for Yuletide 2009 (or even your birthday), you'd better get those pictures in the mail tout de suite.


Blogger reenee said...

Biff, I just don't know what we'd do if you weren't around to scour every inch of the Internet in order to bring us such an interesting array of jaw-dropping items.

12:05 AM  
Blogger Biff Loman said...

Just think of me as your personal shopper.

2:23 PM  
Blogger Finster's Mom said...

I have absolutely no response to that.

12:56 PM  

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