Sunday, February 14, 2010

Happy Valentines Day!


Bret: If you want me to,
I will take off all my clothes for you.
I'll take off all my clothes for you
If that's what you are into.

Jermaine: How 'bout him
In the nude
If that's what
You're into?
In the nude in front of you:
Is that what you'd want to do?

If it's cool with you,
I'll let you get naked, too.
It could be a dream come true
Providing that's what you are into.

Is that what you're into:
Him and you in the nude?
That's what he's prepared to do.
Is that the kind of the thing that you think you might be into?

And then maybe later,
We'll get hot by the refrigerator.
In the kitchen next to the pantry,
You think that might be what you fancy?

In the buff,
Being rude, doing stuff with the food.
Getting lewd
With his food:
We heard that's what
You are into.

And then on our next date,
Well, you could bring your roommate.
I don't know if Stu is keen to,
But if you want
We could double team you.

How 'bout you
And two dudes —
Him, you, and Stu in the nude—
Being lewd with two dudes and food?
Well, that's if Stu's into it, too.

All the things I'd do,
Things I'd do for you,
If I only knew
That's what you're into.


It was the most romantic song I could find.

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