Nobody Puts Aretha in the Corner of the Car

You know I loves me some Aretha Franklin, so it should come as no surprise that I'm jealous of the actor in this commercial, because it would be a highlight of my life to catch a backhand from the Queen of Soul.

Oh, man, how sweet would it be to be on a road trip with Aretha Franklin? That's now playing on a loop on my daydream video player—me and the Queen driving around the country solving crimes. No, wait: that's too industrious. Me and the QoS driving around the country, going from town to town, eating Roscoe's Chicken and Waffles. That's the ticket. Awesome.