Wednesday, May 05, 2010

The World Is Hardest on the Clumsy 'Ho's

Compulsive Whoreding is a mental disorder marked by an obsessive need to acquire and keep whores, even if the whores are worthless, hazardous, or unsanitary.

Captain P: I don't know why I keep all these bitches. Maybe, it's because I love, but I know now that some of these 'ho's have got to go.…

Dr. Michael Littlefield: I work with people who suffer from OCD, whoreding, and lots of stuff.

Frequently, compulsive whoredoms will make excuses for why certain whores should not be discarded.

Dr. Littlefield: How did she hurt her eye, Captain?

Capt. P: She ran into a door.

Dr. Littlefield: You have to get rid of the clumsy whores. I'm sorry.

Capt. P: You gotta' leave, Li'l' Bruises. You gotta' go.

Finally, a reality show I can get behind.


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