Justice Begins Tomorrow

Chappelle's Show
Celebrity Trial Jury Selection
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I'm going in for jury duty tomorrow. I expect it to go something like this, so, yeah, contempt of court will be cited, and, yes, I'll need you to bail me out.

Don't wait too long. A pretty man like me won't last long in lock-up. If you're not there within the first hours, you'll have to ask for me using my prison name, Cries like a Bitch.

No, wait. That's my Sioux name. Or, maybe, my porn name.

Anyway, hurry. One of the reasons I'm so attractive is my “purty mouth.” That's bound to make other men think things, things I'd rather not think about.