If You Yelled, “Obama!” You've Probably Been Watching Too Many Republican Debates. Stop.

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Dale Murphy: I'm not gay. I just get dicks hard with my hands, and that one time with my mouth, and a half time with my butt… 

Understanding but Troubled Love Interest (UTLI): We haven't had sex in six months! 

Dale Murphy: That's because I don't know how to get you hard. 

UTLI: That's because I don't have a dick, Dale! 

Dale Murphy: Whose fault is that?! WHOSE FAULT IS THAT?!

Do you ever get the feeling that you're missing out on a lot of very interesting conversations by not being married?