He's Not Wrong: A Courtesy Lick Would Be Nice

Eric Cartman: Why did you do this to me, god? Next time you're going to get my hopes up, would you please take me to grease monkey, 'cause I like to get lubed up before I get fucked! Huh?!Some lube would be nice! 

Or, at least, a courtesy lick, god. How about a little courtesy lick next time you decide to fuck me?!

Wow. My mother should apologize to me for all the times she accused me of throwing a tantrum. Mom, those were not tantrums. These are tantrums.