Monday, December 12, 2011

I'm Laughing to Cover Up the Fact that I'm Dying Inside

Pop Star's Single, 'Booty Wave', Most Likely Civilization's Downfall
Jim Haggerty: And if you thought things couldn't get more infantile and aesthetically insulting than Fergie, Keesha, or Katy Perry, then you obviously haven't met 22-year-old K'ronikka, the latest and most horrid talent-bereft pop monstrosity the music industry has ever sadistically forced down the American public's collective throat. 
She's here with us in the studio right now… 
K'ronikka: Whut-whut! 
Tracy Gill: Welcome K'ronikka! God, you're just the worst. 
Jim Haggerty: Now, tell us K'ronikka, how did you first decide that you wanted to be the cypher through which the cynicism of a morally bankrupt industry is channeled? 
… And, right now, our avarice-soaked, unscrupulous corporate advertisers require that we play a little bit of the Booty Wave video…
As it turns out, a booty wave is like a booty tsunami, and the song isn't any worse than the standard pop hits playing on the radio right now. That's not sad. That's not sad at all.


Blogger Jacob Ehresmann said...

it's like...people just like my ish...

5:53 PM  

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