Except for Me, of course; I'm Very Discriminating

When men were asked where they wouldn't stick their penises, time passed; a tumbleweed rolled across the abandoned thought spaces; in the distanced, a lone wolf howled. Why? Because there is no place on earth that a guy wouldn't stick his penis.

And while some guys might suggest a few places, a quick Internet search will prove them at best hopeful, more likely liars.

Here, in the video, women restricted their lists to guys and classes of guys. That's so cute.

My guess is, the guy version of this video played in the heartbeat between clicking the play button and the start of the video. Seriously, nowhere is safe.

So, if you're the kind of lady that likes a penis, one, god bless you and, two, make the dude wear a condom, because you honestly have no idea where that thing might have been.