On the Anniversary...

The Navy Seal Who Killed Osama Bin Laden from Rob Riggle

In an undisclosed ceremony,

The Admiral: Lieutenant, this award is for your service in Abbottabad. To have shot bin Laden and led that mission, you define the term American hero.

The Lieutenant: Thank you, sir.


The Admiral: You must never tell anyone. Your action that day must remain anonymous; your medal, hidden; your pride, only within your heart. There will be no record of your name. No one will know of your bravery.


The Lieutenant: Absolutely, sir. Discretion, assured.

Later, at an undisclosed bar,

The Lieutenant: I FUCKING SHOT BIN LADEN!

Lest we forget.