Fat People Know How to Live

I love Sandwich Monday, the day when the Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me crew tries some godawful creation for my listening pleasure. For instance, they tried the Doritos Locos Taco a couple of weeks ago, and lived to tell the tale.

Eva: Everything about this is disgusting, and I love it.


Peter: I don't like it. I open my mouth and take a breath before biting it, and get a lungful of powder. It's part taco, part asthma inhaler.


Eva: Dorito's orange powder: The fat man's cocaine.

Then, this must be the fat man's kryptonite.