Wednesday, May 23, 2012

Oh, Tracy, How I Love Your Monkeyshines



Tracy Morgan: [In response to who he supports in the U.S. presidential election] I might have to go with Obama, because he's doing a great job with the economics. We need money… It's bad out there, man.


It's getting bad out there. Do you know The Rock is wrestling again. That's how bad it's getting out there.


I want to know what happened to that Witch Mountain money, Dwayne!


Conan O'Brien:: I'm curious. Some people think it's going to help Obama that he killed Osama bin Laden. Do you think that…


Tracy: Yeah, he's a gangbanger. You assassinate four dictators, you bangin'.


He should get a tear drop right here. [Points beneath his eye].





Conan: Any other tattoos?


Tracy: He should get “Michelle” across his neck right here, like a NBA basketball player.


My love-hate relationship with Tracy Morgan continues.

I want to hate him, because I feel like his well publicized brand of minstrelsy is holding back the Movement more than a little bit, but I just can't, because — fuck me — he's funny.

And possibly, crazy. But mostly, funny, which, as you know, I support.

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