"What Kind of Monkey Reads Playmonkey?"

Would you pay to see a monkey's backside? I hope not. Monkeys will, and I guess that's okay, though it sounds awfully close to the sort of thing that lands guys in jail in the human realm.

A new study found that male monkeys will give up their juice rewards in order to ogle pictures of female monkey's bottoms.

It's been a few years since I've visited the zoo and seen the monkey exhibit, but the impression I took from that last experience was that the male monkeys didn't need any encouragement to masturbate. They were spanking their little monkeys just fine on their own.

So, now, we're giving them porn. Great.

What's next, giving them laxatives to coax them into slinging more feces?

At least, now, the next time someone asks "Why do professors need tenure, anyway?" you'll have something to show them.