OHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGOD!
Finally, you can have tasty, sizzling bacon, without all the shopping, planning, and preparation. Just schedule your appointment at baconwhores.com, and our trained experts will come and prepare bacon for you, exactly the way you like it.
I'm shocked -- SHOCKED!! -- to find this going on in Seattle. (And I'll let you know how the Pepper Bacon is.)
posted by Biff Loman at 8:55 PM
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Please do. Get back to us with a full report. I want to know, especially, what they do with all that bacon grease. When I read Mandingo as a youth, they had some pretty special uses for that nectar of the hogs...
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