If Guns Are Outlawed, Only Outlaws Will Shoot Their Underage Girlfriends in the Crotch Accidentally
A 17-year-old McCandless girl was accidentally shot by her boyfriend Sunday while the two were engaged in "bedroom activities," police said. "They were engaged in some bizarre activities in his bedroom," Barrett said. "The gun, we believe, accidentally discharged.
They should probably point this out in handgun safety classes: Keep your firearms and marital aids in separate drawers.
posted by Biff Loman at 9:20 PM
2 Comments:
Point taken. I need to run home and shift some things around in the drawers. Be right back!
Hurry, C.B. The genitals you save may be yours.
(Wouldn't this make a great ABC Afterschool Special?)
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