The Best Part Is, This Article Is Listed Under "Politics"

THIS IS the photograph the White House and Second Lady Lynne Cheney didn't want you to see: Vice President Dick Cheney in a skimpy Speedo swimsuit with his cellulite popping out all over the place....

'Honey, he's got it bad,' says the disgruntled White House secretary who leaked the explosive photo to Weekly World News after Cheney -- who often hurls epithets at other men on the floor of the U.S. Senate and in church -- told her to 'F@#% off, ho,' when she asked him for the time as they passed in a hall. "

Oh, Weekly World News, you had me at "Cheney in a skimpy Speedo swimsuit."