Happy Father's Day!

Happy Father's Day to all you dads out there! On behalf of wayward and feckless sons everywhere -- the ones who have left you shaking your heads in bewilderment and amazement, wondering if we were paying attention all those years; the ones who have left you ending more responses to inquires about us with "I don't understand it, either, but that's [insert name here]: we love him, but we thank the good Lord, he's the only one like that" -- thanks for all the love and support.

And a toast to my departed dad: Here's to your prayer that I have a son just like me someday going unanswered.