"Nobody Likes Hippies"

McSweeney's Internet Tendency: Ten Precepts From The Art of War That Never Made It Past Sun Tzu's Editor.

BY JOHN KEARNEY

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1. When you sally forth to meet the enemy, show your contempt for him by the haughtiness of your prance.

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8. Demoralize your enemy by whispering and giggling and then suddenly going silent as he draws near. When he asks what you were talking about, say, 'Oh, nothing.'

They had me at "prance."

From McSweeney's: No, no, I swear. The site has found the funny again.